Houston, we have Internet!

That’s right folks.  You heard it here first.  I HAVE INTERNET ! I’ve been in my new apartment since December something and I am just now getting my Internet working.  It was a long, arduous, and frustrating process.  I had been waiting on the schmucks in my apartment complex to fix the phone lines outside [...]

Mousey

Do you ever feel like your life is like that of a mouse.  Always running, but never really getting anywhere? Oh….no?    Me neither…  J *PS:  still no Internet.  Yeah-I’m ready to bring the pain

Dirty Mind

I’ve spent the majority of my night job searching on the Internet.  I’m clueless on the best way to do it, which leads hours upon hours of scrolling, dry eyes, and migraines.  I have a Bachelor’s in Sports and Recreation Management.  Wanna hire me?  And pay me lots of money? I did take a break tonight [...]

Stop the Insanity

Remember that lady, Susan Powter?  She was a late night infomercial fitness guru with a bleached buzz cut.  According to some Internet information she’s traveling the country in a Winnebago teaching fitness classes and writing books.  Who knew?  She has nothing to do with this post but I have to thank her for coining the [...]

Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

I’m sorry honey, but I’m not talking about you.  Although I am missing you very much. I’m talking about cows.  I grew up on a dairy farm and had been around cows my entire life before moving to Houston.  I’ve always considered myself a country girl and still do even though I’m stuck in the [...]

Waste Your Life Away

I’m a big fan of time wasting.  Especially time wasting when it comes to surfing the Internet.  There is just so much stuff out there on the Internet to look at, read, watch, listen to, etc.  My bf, T is a pro at finding relatively amusing things on the Net.  This little ditty is a [...]

Anal Glands

I love the Internet and everything that it brings to the world.  It’s possibly one of the sweetest inventions ever!  Except for electricity and remote controls.  I spend WAY too much time surfing the Internet.  I have about 10 sites that I have to visit everyday.  And I’ve just discovered a brand spankin’ new one [...]